Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Previous Random Joke Next
Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

How do you save a drowning black family?

As a .jpg

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.