Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".