Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !