Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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How do you save a drowning black family?

As a .jpg

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.