Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.