How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Who gets saved?

America

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back