How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.