How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.