How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back