How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Non Prophet Organizations

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.