How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Who gets saved?

America

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King