How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.