How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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How do you save a drowning black family?

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.