How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.