Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
He was too far out, man.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
A statistician.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
