What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow