What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.