What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.