What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.