How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan