How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI