How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan