Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Pesto chango

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.