Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

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How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p