Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.