Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Previous Random Joke Next
Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Afghani Stan Jokes More Afghani Stan Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.