Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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He was an Afghani-Stan.

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.