A double Manhattan on the rocks.
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The New York Jets.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
One terrorbyte.
Sandy Hook.
A: Dead.
He was an Afghani-Stan.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Too many spooks.
Pumpkin.
Because he's a Wrap God
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A. Telling you his real name.
A Sandy Hook survivor
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
