What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.