How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.