How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.