How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.