How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.