How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.