How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.