How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny