How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre