How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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They just click you know

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Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.