A lot, because they're fucking stupid.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Toes go in first!
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
It's a lot of dam work.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
Use tomato paste.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
