How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Second Thought Jokes More Second Thought Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.