How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.