How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.