How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.