How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you