Coincerned
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because it was 'two-tyred'.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
One Brazillion.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A hundred dollar bill.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.