How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Everything's gonna be all white.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Delighted.

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A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."