Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.