Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.