Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.