Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.