Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq