What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law