What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "