What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.