Of course the $ bill!
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congress.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One of them makes sense!
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
One is a Cunning array of Stunts...
Congress
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
A: No fee--If No Recovery!
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
Won.
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
It was a Free Radical.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
colgatereally)Congress.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Disabled.
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Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.