How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow