How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.