How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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