Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How to keep a reader in suspense?

removed

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

You might also enjoy:

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Stupidity Jokes More Stupidity Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Tragedy Jokes More Tragedy Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.