Stupidity Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

John Jokes More John Jokes

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.