Stupidity Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.