Canada and Mexico.
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Canada and Mexico both are.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Mexico and Canada
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
First person shooter.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
A squadratic formula, if you will.
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
Because they can lie about their age!
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Jose and Hoseb
The Son is attracted to black
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
You're such a Frank Castle."
Boss
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
