Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Previous Random Joke Next

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.