Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.