Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."