As a real growth opprotunity
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Her resume.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
The average persons resume
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Oh. My. God. You're hired."
A tresume.
