Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
Paraffin and matches.
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
The average persons resume
Oh. My. God. You're hired."
