Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer