Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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A nISISist

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.