Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

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A NASAccist!