Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.