Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"