Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.