What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.