Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.