Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

Punk Jokes More Punk Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.