How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.