How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.