A: Change it to what
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
None. They live in eternal darkness.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
None. It will happen itself.
Watson the menu
Al-ask-ya
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!