A: Change it to what
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Bingo.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
I love the pokey, mon.
Asking for a friend.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Give them a bible
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
