How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!