A: Change it to what
Just one, but it takes three episodes.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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Because they're always dribbling!
asks his wife. "31 black"
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
