Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts