Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts