Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts