Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.