Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!