Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!