Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!