Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!