Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!