Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!