Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

removed

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.