Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.