Speedometer Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.