Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.