What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.