What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.