Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

When is a --- not a ---?

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.