Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.