Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...