What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.