What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side