What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.