What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.