What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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