Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.