Ambulance Jokes

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The umpire called it: nine won one.

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The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

An erection.

It's PAN-demonium!

He ran out of balance

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

A: A Dinosaucer

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

He fell out of the tree.

They both have broken kaa's.

Ambulance Jokes

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

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