Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

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alt right

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Their response Flexicution