What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.