What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"