What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?