What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.