Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread