Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.