What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !