What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm