What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage