What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.