What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.