What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing