What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.