What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.