What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...