What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!