What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...