What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.