What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.