What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...