What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)