What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.