What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?