Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!