How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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To hide his nuts!!

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They're both filled with nuts

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That's the worst book I ever read.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)