How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)