How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)