How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.