Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Pecan Jokes More Pecan Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.