Semi-retired.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
Pecan, typically.
With a Geiger Counter.
Here you go:
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Because he nuts and bolts.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Prom night.
W
A: His smellular phone!
Use a squeegee board.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Because he's black.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts