Trucker Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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Pecan Jokes More Pecan Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)