Semi-retired.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
Because they're shiftless.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!
Juans upon a time.
Pecan, typically.
Papal
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Because I always get weird stairs
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
At the pico de gallows.
For planning high trees, son.
At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.
A Tourist!
To contact those on the other side.
It lost its contacts.
